Dear, Life is too short so don’t west life in thinking just do it every people like to wish Happy new year to each other.but mostly people like to wish with fun and enjoyment. A new year has come with unlimited fun and enjoyment.everyone like to fully enjoy Happy new year eve with a funny moment and take a Photos, funny selfie and save memorize for further. so can make this Happy New Year, even more, entertaining wish family members and friends by sharing funny and naughty status, messages and SMS.
This article is fully filled with Happy New Year Messages, naughty, Funny SMS Which you can easy Share with your naughty friends and share on Facebook, WhatsApp and anywhere in the world.
Funny Happy New Year Wishes 2019
- This coming year may you have happiness, good health, prosperity and finally realize how awesome I really am!
- Before I get completely wasted, make a fool of myself, stumble my way home and pass out, let me wish you a very happy New Year.
- May your New Year’s resolution be high definition. And may you be too drunk to understand that joke!
- To all of my Facebook friends, may your Facebook page be full of New Year wishes from people you barely know.
- May the New Year hurry up and come so we can finally get past this holiday season and get on with our lives!
- New Year’s resolutions are a to-do list for the first week of January.
- My New Year’s resolution is to be a little less perfect so I can stop making everyone else look so bad.
- May you grow old enough that you struggle to stay up until midnight, prefer to stay home on New Year’s Eve and are unable to remember what a New Year celebration was like when you were young.
- My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending that you don’t annoy me so much.
- Happy New Year! Here’s hoping that we can stay up later than 9 o’clock.
- I can’t believe it’s already been a whole year since I deceived myself into making New Year’s resolutions.
- May you get so drunk that you can’t remember any of last year’s problems and you see the New Year through beer goggles.
- New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
- An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
- I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
- Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.
- This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
- Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Salman Khan Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachchan & Me. All The Stars Wish U A Very Happy New Year.
- If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!
- I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
- To my friends, I wish peace, love, and health. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you lot’s of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy new year!
- As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year?
- Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
- Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kick-ass new year.
- I promise not to drink beer anymore, But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!
Naughty Happy New Year Messages/SMS
- Start your new year with a lot of… S E X,
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit and you’ll always be Succ SEX full! in LIFE.
- May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.
- May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.
- I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
- It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!
- May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery the coming year.
- Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
- This New Year hopes you are not tempted to pile up on health food cookbooks and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.